Fifth Column 9:59 Tue Feb 16
Chased off some sex case /mugger last night...
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My train wasn't running yesterday so was working from home... my PC is by a window overlooking the street and as I saw my Mrs coming back from work I noticed there was this bloke following close behind her (we live at the end of a cul de sac, he was a metre or two behind her)... she was walking up to the door and he was certainly about to do something until I banged on the window at which point the cunt turned and ran. Weirdly he got to the end of the cul de sac and just stopped... then when I sprinted out after him he was on his toes again and out of view.
The thing is my Mrs had absolutely no idea he was there because the wanker was so quiet... so she didn't know why I was running out of the door when she was walking in... I knocked on a load of doors and apparently two of the neighbours have been groped on the street and then the attacker run off... reported to the Police who said they couldn't do anything.
Country, dogs etc
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mallard
9:11 Wed Feb 17
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Steve P 11:36 Tue Feb 16
Even Filth hedged his bets and said it could have been a mugging
Council Scum 11:35 Tue Feb 16
The most shocking thing in all this?
That someone thought Fifth's missus was worth a grope.
Take a fucking bow you two - still laughing now!!
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Itchy Scratchy
5:00 Wed Feb 17
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Fifth Column.
My wife and I had similar in the UK when we lived there. She is American, and despite the shite that you read about inner city violence, gun crime etc, it is not something she ever grew up with.
Got off the tube at Swiss Cottage, she got ahead of me by about 4 or 5 paces and you know how you see something and your radar goes off..... Guy was between us and going to grab her handbag, you could just tell it. Immediately I shouted 'oi you' and he turned and shit himself and legged it...
After the event I thought I should have done this, done that, but in the mo protecting the misses is everything and shouting to get the c*** away from her IS the most important thing on the agenda.
We live back in the US now and have never had any such problems. Mind you we do have guns and will shoot any fucker if they so much as steal my parking space..... just sayin :)
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Pancho
11:44 Tue Feb 16
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I'd be far more concerned with the back of my house with Nicey around.
Shed + matches = kids crying as they are taken into care.
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Nicey
11:30 Tue Feb 16
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You sure your missus knew you we're working from home that day?
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onlyoneclydebest
7:22 Tue Feb 16
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It's like Jackanorry
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Edmonton Hammer
7:18 Tue Feb 16
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Mrs had a couple of yoots on bikes follow her from local shit hole estate and one of them called out as she turned he dropped his strides telling her she was missing out ......she said to him is that all you got and his mate pissed himself as they rode off
Good luck son next time she might get hold of it
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Chigwell
6:55 Tue Feb 16
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If he wasn't guilty he wouldn't have run away would he?
Oh just a minute - O.J.Simpson ran away and he was innocent.
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Council Scum
6:15 Tue Feb 16
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Or he mistook her for a Post box and tried to post a letter, was she in her red one Fifth?
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Annony
2:24 Tue Feb 16
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There's normally a logical explanation for these things Fifth, you say you banged on the window, this would have startled him if blind, you chased him, but he would have stopped at the end of the cul de sac, as he would have been disorientated.
Two of your neighbours were groped, if the same man he may have just been innocently reaching out for his lost cane?
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Spandex Sidney
2:08 Tue Feb 16
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Swinging has got so extreme these days
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Fifth Column
2:04 Tue Feb 16
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Annony, I think you're right, I was watching 'the last leg' on channel 4 and realised the bloke is a dead ringer for the Jamaican 100 metre blind sprinting world champion given how fast the fucker moved yesterday.
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Annony
1:28 Tue Feb 16
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Always easy to jump to conclusions with these sort of things, society has made us all paranoid. Probably a blind man lost his stick collecting for his charity and been knocking door to door, would explain what was perceived as his strange behaviour.
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Sniper
1:12 Tue Feb 16
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Anyone seen cro...
Actually no I won't, that's just too easy
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DukeofDevo
1:00 Tue Feb 16
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Yeah that's right Davenport very clever!
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Davenport
12:39 Tue Feb 16
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The police force should look at the cctv of anyone a member of the public doesnt like the look of.
Wouldnt take up much time surely.
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Northern Sold
12:09 Tue Feb 16
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Council Scum 11:35 Tue Feb 16
* spits a mouthful of coffee at PC screen *
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DukeofDevo
11:58 Tue Feb 16
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Too late then comma, some poor sods been traumatised by being the victim of a crime. Nice picture on CCTV probably.
Too much money wasted by the old bill chasing ridiculous sex allegations and Hogen Howes new Range Rover!
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JONESY
11:56 Tue Feb 16
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'these people'???
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Pancho
11:55 Tue Feb 16
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This thread is priceless.
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Darby_
11:53 Tue Feb 16
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She probably met him on Tinder and didn't think you were home.
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Fifth Column
11:50 Tue Feb 16
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comma
You are sort of correct... however about two or three years ago we got burgled... Police got the bloke with DNA evidence, open and shut case... then it turned out that they and the CPS didn't actually know the law and the case got thrown out by the judge even with DNA evidence of his presence... if the Police had known the law that bloke, a serial offender, would now be in jail.
Now that really did lower my opinion of the useless cunting Police to even lower depths than I had thought possible.
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